This is not a status update. You've been fooled.
If it was not already obvious, I was once here before. For those who do not remember me, but were here in the olden times, I will give you one final update on an old story of mine: In an attempt at resurrecting the original, several other pants have died by mistake, and entirely in vain. I will not try this again, no matter for how long the sun remains at the top of the sky. It has failed and I have set fire to it all. The pants are dead. There is no fixing that. On a side note, I don't know what to put here, so this is just filler text to take your mind off of any confusion you just felt.